1. 12:50 20th Aug 2014

    Notes: 4747

    Reblogged from aconstipatedmeerkat

    ladygolem:

    arsvallis:

    biologicallyfemale:

    *reads foucault*

    *nods while not understanding*

    *rereads foucault*
    *realizes that in nodding in agreement to a text upheld by the academy and your peers as an informative text you’ve internalized a power relation from a specific assemblage of knowledge and ideas, so while you didn’t understand foucault the first time you understood power and its effect on the body intuitively*

    *reads post*
    *nods while not understanding*

     
  2. 11:43

    Notes: 135863

    Reblogged from aconstipatedmeerkat

    Tags: beatiful

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    chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

    chilloutmotherfuckr:

    booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

    (Source: 20aliens)

     
  3. 11:36

    Notes: 424312

    Reblogged from sve-urs3lf

    conservacat:

    youovershare:

    gallifrey-feels:

    nosdrinker:

    andernina:

    Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

    damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

    I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

    No

    okay I have to reblog for that pun

    #mandatory

     
  4. 11:34

    Notes: 111091

    Reblogged from cylonqueen

    Tags: neil patrick harrisaka god

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    hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards
     
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    mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

    mmkayn:

    vastderp:

    lalaland1212:

    theatre-whovian:

    vastderp:

    Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

    There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

    It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

    THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

    Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

    Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

    this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

    (Source: vastderp-placeholder)

     
  6. 09:02

    Notes: 460901

    Reblogged from aconstipatedmeerkat

    clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

    clockest:

    I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

     
  7. 08:51

    Notes: 15037

    Reblogged from sarahseeandersen

    Tags: Oh god the accuracy

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  8. 08:50

    Notes: 404428

    Reblogged from sve-urs3lf

    Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

    takentoglasgow:

    la-hire-ships-it:

    lokistimetravelingassbutt:

    tomatomouthkisser:

    sodamnrelatable:

    image

    why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

    When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

    thank you

    shine bright like less dense hair fibers

    (Source: breadpao)

     
  9. 08:44

    Notes: 104752

    Reblogged from alexanderhamiltonisthebottom

    Tags: puns are such an artform

    what-a-fabulous-scarf:

    thesickestjokes:

    Oxymorons are basically complicated.

    THIS MADE ME SO MAD

    (Source: )

     
  10. 03:43

    Notes: 44742

    Reblogged from imsirius

    Tags: preach

    klainechel:

    real talk tangled is better than frozen